Girl #1: So my com­put­er is dead, and I don’t know how to fix it.
Girl #2: What do you think is wrong with it?
Girl #1: It’s got a virus. But it was to­tal­ly worth it.
Girl #2: Oh, yeah? Why?
Girl #1: Well, Mary* and I were cu­ri­ous and want­ed to know if midgets’ dicks are nor­mal-sized or midget-sized, so we were look­ing up midget porn.
Girl #2: And the ver­dict is?
Girl #1: They’re nor­mal-sized. This one guy was se­ri­ous­ly a tri­pod. It’s in­cred­i­ble.
Male bar­tender: Yeah, I can see how that would be worth a com­plete­ly dev­as­tat­ing virus on your com­put­er. Can you write down the web­site you found it on?

Kil­lar­ney’s Pub
Hamil­ton, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Cur­rrly!