Woman: I told you, I will not use Downy fab­ric soft­en­er ever again. Pick some­thing else!
Boyfriend: What? ‘Cause it says ‘April Fresh’? Oh, come on!
Woman: I don’t want any­thing with your ex-girl­friend’s name on it. I’m not gonna be re­mind­ed of April every damn time I do laun­dry.

Big 8 Gro­cery Store
El Pa­so, Texas