Dorky cal­cu­lus prof: And do you want to know why I am go­ing to show you this prob­lem again? Be­cause I have six min­utes to kill and if the de­part­ment head stops by and sees that I let you out early…he is go­ing to spank me! (class laughs) And that’s en­ter­tain­ment I am not in­ter­est­ed in! (six min­utes pass and the prof as­signs home­work) I bet that spank­ing sounds aw­ful great right now!

Mi­a­mi Uni­ver­si­ty, Flori­da

Over­heard by: bad men­tal pic­ture