Creepy guy: Hey, Joey*.
Joey: Yeah?
Creepy guy: Have you ever put pee in a Su­per Soak­er be­fore?
Joey: Yeah.
Friend: What?
Girl: Ewww.
Friend: What does it feel like if you’re sprayed?
Creepy guy, shrugs: Kin­da tin­gles.

Ge­og­ra­phy class, All Saints High School
Whit­by, On­tario
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: fresh­man whis­per­er