Girl #1 in bath­room stall: My poop looks awe­some! It has things in it! Come, look!
Girl #2 (wait­ing out­side stall): No.
Girl #1: Come on!
Girl #2: No.
Girl #1: Please?
Girl #2: No! I nev­er will.
Girl #1: I just won’t flush it and then you’ll have to look.
Girl #2: You bet­ter flush that shit!

Grand Rapids, Michi­gan