Creep­ster #1: You know what’s re­al­ly hot?
Creep­ster #2: What?
Creep­ster #1: Sniff­ing a sexy chick­’s un­der­wear.
Creep­ster #2: Yeah, man.
Creep­ster #1: So you do it, too? I do it af­ter sex when she leaves the room.
Creep­ster #2: Yeah, me, too… But usu­al­ly it’s my mom’s un­der­wear, so my girl­friend does­n’t get weird­ed out.

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