Creepster #1: You know what’s really hot?
Creepster #2: What?
Creepster #1: Sniffing a sexy chick’s underwear.
Creepster #2: Yeah, man.
Creepster #1: So you do it, too? I do it after sex when she leaves the room.
Creepster #2: Yeah, me, too… But usually it’s my mom’s underwear, so my girlfriend doesn’t get weirded out.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/05/oedipus-man-what-the-fuck-i-thought-we-talked-about-this/