Eng­lish teacher: Can any­one tell me what the de­f­i­n­i­tion of a sim­i­le is?
Stu­dent: Like your ass…
Eng­lish teacher: What did you say!?
Stu­dent: Like or as?
Eng­lish teacher: Oh…yeah.

St. Joe­sph High School
New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Dav­el