Tod­dler to old­er sis­ter: The pen­cil! Pen­cil! Look! (scream­ing) Looooook!
Teenage sis­ter: That’s the Wash­ing­ton Mon­u­ment.
Tod­dler: Noooooo! It’ll kill us! (sob­bing un­con­trol­lably) Ki­i­i­il­l­ll! (con­tin­ues sob­bing)

Na­tion­al Mall
Wash­ing­ton, DC

Over­heard by: Meag­goo