Guy to girl: So you heard about Dave, right? His girl­friend broke up with him last night. He got com­plete­ly wast­ed and tried to kill him­self by drink­ing a bot­tle of sham­poo.
Girl: Oh my god! Is he okay?
Guy: Yeah, turns out you cant kill your­self by drink­ing sham­poo. We’re call­ing him “bub­bles” now. He’ll nev­er live this down.

Lock­port, New York

Over­heard by: evan