Girl: So I had a re­al­is­tic dream last night.
Guy (un­in­ter­est­ed): Uh-huh.
Girl: I had anal sex in the dream. But I’ve nev­er had anal sex be­fore. But it seemed re­al­is­tic.
Guy (un­in­ter­est­ed): Hmm.
Girl: So now I need to have anal sex to see if it was like in my dream.
Guy (sud­den­ly in­ter­est­ed): Yeah?

Kansas City, Mis­souri

Over­heard by: Sarah