Col­lege guy #1: My pe­nis is get­ting stronger!
Col­lege guy #2: What does that even mean? How do you know?
Col­lege guy #1: Cuz I can pee past the bush­es now, and for a while I could­n’t.
Col­lege guy #2: Ni­i­i­ice!
(they high five)

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Over­heard by: a lil.