Girl in skirt: And so she was just sit­ting in the stall on her phone when I went in! She was hav­ing a nor­mal vol­ume con­ver­sa­tion.
Girl in pants: Ewww. What did you do?
Girl in skirt: I mean, I peed. But re­luc­tant­ly. It’s not like I want to broad­cast my bod­i­ly func­tions to every­one, you know? (pause) I mean I’m broad­cast­ing them to you right now, but not over the phone.
Girl in pants: Right. To­tal­ly.

Rockville Pike, Mary­land