(group of teen girls on field trip)
Bored niece: Hey! Let’s call my aunt in Cal­i­for­nia. She’s a psy­chic. (di­als phone) Hi, we are bored and thought we’d call and ask you psy­chic ques­tions.
Bored niece’s friend: Ask her what my stage name would be if I be­came a strip­per.

Lake At­lanta Park
Rogers, Arkansas

Over­heard by: Yes, I have shoes and all of my teeth.