Woman #1: Well, you know, we’re screwed ei­ther way. Whether Oba­ma or that oth­er guy with the lump on the side of his face wins.
Woman #2: Mc­Cain?
Woman #1: Yeah! I mean, he turns one way and it’s just all… (us­es hands to demon­strate) There! What the fuck is that?

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/10/lumpy.html

Over­heard by: kris.