Girl #1: You know, it’s kind of de­press­ing. I’m not in­to any­thing weird–sexually.
Girl #2: Yeah?
Girl #1: Yeah. Like, the weird­est thing I’m in­to is hav­ing guys dress up in white wigs and let me call them mozart.
Girl #2 (se­ri­ous­ly): That’s not weird at all.

Mon­terey, Cal­i­for­nia