Tayal tribesman bus driver: Sir, do you want to get off at this stop?
Old man: Yes, I want off at this stop, I am going to the dentist’s.
Bus driver: What’s wrong?
Old man: I have to have a tooth pulled. Can you believe that? I’m 82 but I still have to have a tooth pulled.
Bus driver: If you’re going to have one pulled, you may as well have a bunch taken out.
Old man: That won’t do, false teeth are expensive.
Bus driver: Then have boar tusks put in.
Old man: Boar tusks?
Bus driver (very earnestly): Yes, you can have two tusks put in on the lower jaw, and when they grow, they’ll look great! (uses his fingers to demonstrate how the tusks would look growing out of his mouth)
Old man (laughing): It would take a long time for them to grow.
Bus driver: Not long! You’re an old boar, but I’m just a young boar, so yours would grow much faster than mine!
(old man gets off bus laughing cheerfully)
Overheard by: Yugan Dali