Girl at humanities tutorial: Did we have to have works cited for our essay?
TA: Yes, you need to cite your sources.
Girl: That’s so unfair! I can’t be penalized just because I didn’t have works cited!
TA: You need to cite your sources.
Girl: But what if I didn’t have any sources?

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Overheard by: headdesk