Old­er woman, pick­ing up a bag of pep­per­mints: I still have can­dy corn out from Hal­loween. Is it okay to have pep­per­mints and can­dy corn out at the same time?
Younger woman: What do I look like, Miss Man­ners? You’ve been to my house…you know there’s still East­er can­dy out in my can­dy dish­es. And un­til that goes, I’m not putting any­thing else out.
Old­er woman: Now I un­der­stand why your chil­dren are crazy.

Gro­cery Store
Hamil­ton, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Cur­rrly!