Older woman, picking up a bag of peppermints: I still have candy corn out from Halloween. Is it okay to have peppermints and candy corn out at the same time?
Younger woman: What do I look like, Miss Manners? You’ve been to my house…you know there’s still Easter candy out in my candy dishes. And until that goes, I’m not putting anything else out.
Older woman: Now I understand why your children are crazy.
Hamilton, New Jersey
Overheard by: Currrly!