Teen gay guy: Hey, do you ever col­or your nip­ples?
Teen girl: Huh?
Teen gay guy: When you get bored you, don’t take a Sharpie and col­or your nip­ples? (pulls up shirt and points) See, this one’s pink and this one’s blue.
Teen girl: Um…no, I don’t.

Ore­gon

Over­heard by: nys­sa