Slut­ty look­ing girl: I want to send a bul­letin to all my male suit­ors: “you will not be get­ting in­to my pants by tex­ting me and ask­ing me to give you a back mas­sage. The bum who told me god did a beau­ti­ful job mak­ing my legs this morn­ing had a bet­ter chance.”

Ogilvie Train Sta­tion
Chica­go, Illi­nois