Birth­day girl: Not to be mean, but I’m kind of glad Jeff* can’t come to my birth­day par­ty. Now I can in­vite Kel­ly*.
Friend: Why could­n’t you be­fore? Not enough seats?
Birth­day girl (long pause): No. Be­cause Jef­f’s broth­er got her sis­ter preg­nant.
Friend: Oh, yeah.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Notre Dame
Notre Dame, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: iz