Room­mate #1, watch­ing Celtics play­off game: Is this the fi­nal four?
Room­mate #2: No.
Room­mate #1: Wait, when’s March Mad­ness?
Room­mate #2: Are you fuck­ing kid­ding me? Die.

UMass Dart­mouth, Birch Hall
Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Ja­son