20-some­thing girl: If any­one ever punch­es me, all of the tur­tles in west­ern Penn­syl­va­nia will get to­geth­er, form a gi­ant stack, and bite that per­son.
20-some­thing guy: Wow. Like Voltron?
20-some­thing girl: Why did I mar­ry you?
20-some­thing guy: *Be­cause* I say things like that.
20-some­thing girl (sigh­ing): Yeah, you’re right.

Wal­nut St
Pitts­burgh, Penn­syl­va­nia