Dude #1: Have you seen her lately?
Dude #2: Yeah, she looks great, except for the bulimia!
Dude #1: Really? She looks good?
Dude #2: Yeah, except her face looks like Skeletor.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/379925865/great-ass-though.html

Overheard by: give her a sandwich