Maths teacher: Girls, what you need to do is try and think like a math­e­mati­cian.
Stu­dent: Why, miss? We’re not math­e­mati­cians.
Maths teacher: Yes, you are. When­ev­er you do maths, you’re a math­e­mati­cian.
Stu­dent: What about when we’re in Eng­lish class? Does that make us en­gleti­cians?

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