Blonde #1: So wait, your dad was still mar­ried when he asked your mom out?
Blonde #2: Yeah, and I mean I had­n’t thought about it un­til my sis­ter point­ed it out, but I guess my mom was a home­wreck­er. So I asked her about it and she was like “oh, yeah…I re­mem­ber the di­vorce pa­pers go­ing through.“
Blonde #1: That is so weird!
Blonde #2: Yeah, no kid­ding.


Over­heard by: Not the Daugh­ter of a Home­wreck­er