Four-year-old boy: Dad­dy! I wan­na get ham­mered!
(mom pulls out a toy rub­ber ham­mer, sigh­ing)
Dad, to every­one around: Shh­h­hh, no­body heard that! If you did, lit­tle for­get­ful­ness fairies will fly in­to your mind!

Air­port
Phoenix, Ari­zona