Frat­ty-look­ing queer #1: I need some lip balm. My lips feel all dried up, like…old fruit.
Frat­ty look­ing queer #2: You are an old fruit. (pause) No, re­al­ly, you’re 25, which means you’re al­most 30, which means you’re al­most dead.

Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: gym­bo