Girl #1: Shit!
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: I for­got to ask him if he’s gay!
Girl #2: But you don’t even know him!
Girl #1: I know, and now I’ve lost my chance…I’ll won­der for the rest of my life if he was gay or not. And maybe one day, when I’m old and gray, I’ll see him, at a bus-stop maybe, and then I’ll try to ask him…and he’ll be al­ready on the bus, and I’ll nev­er know.
Girl #2: You’re kind of a freak.

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