Frat­boy wannabe #1, en­ter­ing cof­fee shop, to friend: Dude, I was just at­tacked by Wes.
Frat­boy wannabe #2: Who’s Wes? Do I know Wes?
Frat­boy wannabe #1: Yeah, yeah. Big guy, lives in our dorm.
Frat­boy wannabe #2: The one I gave a hug to last night?
Frat­boy wannabe #1: I don’t know. I can’t keep up.

Gold­en Roast
Knoxville, Ten­nessee

Over­heard by: Creeped-out Cara