Fresh­man girl: It’s so much bet­ter when it’s cold than it is when it’s warm — all you can do when it’s 115 de­grees out is sit around and air out your vagi­na flaps!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/ten-days-all-at-once-huge-update.html

Over­heard by: broy­ha­ha