Fat drunk guy: I re­al­ly like your shirt. It’s very in­tel­lec­tu­al.
Girl: Uh, thanks.
Fat drunk guy: I mean, I’m in col­lege, I like to think deep, you know? I want to make films. Deep films.
Girl: Yeah, that’ll be cool.
Fat drunk guy: How old are you?
Girl: I’m 16.
Fat drunk guy: Oh, I’m 18. Well…I mean, I’m 23.

Shreve­port, Louisiana

Over­heard by: Elle