Guy #1: I can se­ri­ous­ly nev­er eat Cup noo­dles again.
Guy #2: Why?
Guy #1: Be­cause yes­ter­day I was tak­ing a dump and I felt it come out but I nev­er heard it hit the wa­ter, so I looked down and it’s dan­gling by a noo­dle!
Guy #2: Is that even pos­si­ble?

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