El­der­ly Bible as Lit­er­a­ture pro­fes­sor: Peo­ple of­ten say things that catch peo­ple off guard. Like if I said even Je­sus shat.
(en­tire class goes com­plete­ly silent)
Pro­fes­sor: Holy shit, huh?

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