Lit­tle nine-year-old kid with mega­phone: You are go­ing to go to hell, you know! The Apoc­a­lypse is com­ing! Are you ready? If you are drink­ing, you are a bad moth­er!
Army man #1, stand­ing near­by: Do we have per­mis­sion to fire?
Army man #2: I wish.

The Ken­tucky Der­by

Over­heard by: Kdub-ya