Sev­en-year-old girl with speech im­ped­i­ment: I told every­one in class I was go­ing to the Ken­tucky Der­by.
Moth­er: Did peo­ple know what the Der­by was?
Sev­en-year-old girl: Ali­cia did­n’t! She was like “what is the Der­by?” but every­one else in the class knew!
Moth­er: Well, that is be­cause she is from Rus­sia.
Sev­en-year-old girl: And New Hamp­shire.
Moth­er: She’s from Rus­sia.
Sev­en-year-old girl: And New Hampshire?…I told her I was sor­ry she was adopt­ed.

South­west Flight above Chica­go, Illi­nois