Girl, af­ter US his­to­ry ex­am: How did you do on the es­says?
Se­ri­ous boy: Well, I drew hand turkeys on three pages of the an­swer book­let, and on the fourth I drew a pic­ture of Samuel Glom­pers rid­ing a tor­toise while hold­ing a mar­ble cake.

High School Gym­na­si­um
West Palm Beach, Flori­da