Drunk punk girl #1: Oh my god! Is that a raccoon? I think it’s staring at me!
Drunk punk girl #2: That’s a fuckin shirt, you retard.
Drunk punk girl #1: Well, if it bites me, I’m punching you in the ovaries!
Drunk punk girl #2, muttering: I need new friends.

Outside Bar
Niagara Falls, New York