Short Asian chick to tall white guy: Oh my gawd, I’ve got it! So, heat ris­es, right? So it’s prob­a­bly all warm up there where you are, and down here with the nor­mal peo­ple it’s cold, and that’s why you don’t think it’s cold, even though it’s freak­ing freez­ing! Gawd, I love be­ing an Asian! I come up with the most ge­nius shit!

Muir­lands Mid­dle School
La Jol­la, Cal­i­for­nia