Band in­struc­tor, about sec­tion: No, no, clar­inets! It has to be short! Like pizzicato–pluck it, like a g string!
Band stu­dents: (at­tempt­ing to con­tain laugh­ter)
In­struc­tor: Aww, c’­mon, what the hell!

High School
Mat­tawan, Michi­gan