Guy, walk­ing an­gri­ly: She thinks that vam­pires evolved, so now they can be out in the sun like nor­mal peo­ple. She al­so thinks it’s de­grad­ing to have sex in any po­si­tion oth­er than mis­sion­ary, when she’s sober.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Delaware

Over­heard by: what???