Frat boy #1: I al­ready jacked off three times to­day!
Frat boy #2: Sweet! That’s what I’m go­ing to do as soon as I fin­ish this test.
Frat boy #1: Maybe I should just go rub one out in the bath­room now… [He leaves the room.]

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/01/breaks-broke.html

Over­heard by: Maxwell