Frus­trat­ed gamer play­ing The Leg­end of Zel­da: Did you see that? She’s such a slut! Her vagi­na was just to­tal­ly up in link’s face. And he’s like, twelve. Why are women like that all the time?

Uni­ver­si­ty of Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: the girl in the cor­ner cram­ming for fi­nals