Punk girl: A lamp?
Punk guy: While it was still on.
Punk girl: Did­n’t that like…burn the colon?
Punk guy: Ap­par­ent­ly it was­n’t on at first. Some­one de­cid­ed to plug it in as a joke.
Punk girl, gig­gling: Oh my god…what hap­pened with that?
Punk guy: I don’t know–all I know is that it in­volved the hos­pi­tal.

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