Moth­er: Where’s Ger­many?
Daugh­ter: There. (points it out on map)
Moth­er: That’s not Ger­many! That’s Ger­many! (points to Africa)
Daugh­ter: What? Mom, that’s Africa. (points to Ger­many again) This is Ger­many. And this is Eu­rope…
Mom: Oh.
Daugh­ter: Holy shit, mom.
Mom: Don’t judge me!

Ren­ton, Wash­ing­ton