Mom: I’ll have a di­et Coke.
Dad: I’ll have an iced tea.
10-year-old girl: I’ll have a Bai­ley’s cof­fee.
Wait­ress: Um… Can I see some ID?
10-year-old girl: Okay, I’ll just have cof­fee, then.

Cheese­cake Fac­to­ry
Mil­wau­kee, Wis­con­sin

Over­heard by: around the cor­ner