Eng­lish teacher, read­ing Ham­let: “To die, to sleep; To sleep: per­chance to dream: ay, there’s the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come…” Al­right class, we’ll pick it up from there on Mon­day.
Frat boy #1: What the fuck was that about?
Frat boy #2: I don’t know, man. Let’s go kill some zom­bies.

Get­tys­burg Col­lege
Get­tys­burg, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: Alyssa