Hobo: You ever mod­el?
Cute Asian guy: Uh, no.
Hobo: You should think about it. You have nice cheek­bones. But def­i­nite­ly go with an agency.
Cute Asian guy: Okay. (awk­ward pause)
Hobo: By the way, this is man-to-man. This is­n’t no gay shit!

Chica­go, Illi­nois