Leader of group of ner­vous teens: Hey, do you sell rolling pa­pers here… for to­bac­co?
Con­ve­nience store clerk: Sor­ry, man. We’ve on­ly got ones for pot.

Noland Road
In­de­pen­dence, Mis­souri

Over­heard by: snick­er­ing cus­tomer be­hind them