Guy #1: Dude, I won­der how Orville Re­den­bach­er is still in all those com­mer­cials when he’s been dead for, like, a bazil­lion years?
Guy #2: Maybe he’s a zom­bie.
Guy #1: Or a ro­bot.
Guy #3: Or a zom­bie ro­bot.
Guy #1: Se­ri­ous­ly, dude. I think you’ve been read­ing too much sci-fi.

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